My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: “THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR” My wife playfully nudged me in
Category: Jokes
Visiting a clinic one day, Johnny looked into the nurses eyes and said, “Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh, right?” “Of course I won’t laugh. I’m a professional nurse. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.” “Okay then,” said Johnny, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.” The first
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona’s president sits down and says: – Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona. The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser’s president
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers – which she ended by saying: “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa.” The father asked: “Why did you say goodbye to Grandpa?” The little girl answered: “I don’t
The other night I was invited out for a “Ladies night” and I promised my husband that I’d be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the