Dear Diary: For my birthday this year, my husband got me a week of personal training at the local health club. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and
The dog dictionary is a list of human words whose definitions may have slightly different meanings to our canine friends. This is all in good fun, of course and written from a dog’s point of view. Bark: A sound you can make to get your human’s attention. If you bark long enough, they
Clear large space on table for wrapping present. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper. Go back and remove cat from cupboard. Go to drawer and collect
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. My mother never realized the irony in
A young boy catches his parents in the act and the mother tries her best to save the situation
A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and starts to read a book. Along comes a game warden in his boat.