A woman is walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman soon came back to her senses and asked if she got three wishes. Slightly embarrased, the Genie replied: – Nope. . .
Two women were playing golf. One of them teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together in his groin and rolled
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried
One upon a time, there was an ant hill were the ants would work hard every day making little houses for themselves, and every week an elephant would pass by and step on the little hill and destroy it. The ants got tired of this happening so they decided to
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg
Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years and had finally decided to go and see a Doctor. The Doctor said “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which