As Rocky Balboa put it: Parenting ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place… and I don´t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. Well, to be honest… Rocky was actually talking about
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.” The first
Summer is the hottest of the four temperate seasons, falling between spring and autumn. At the summer solstice, the days are longest and the nights are shortest. So this is probably as good as it gets folks!
Although the word gives the impression that it is for private use, a selfie is strongly associated with social networking. If there is no social network in your country you can however, choose to display your selfie in other ways.
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona’s president sits down and says: – Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona. The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser’s president
Coffee began to cure tiredness in Ethiopia approximately two thousand years ago and has since then spread worldwide. Coffee is also a very delicious alternative to hating everyone and everything in the mornings.