How to shower like a man: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the “woo-woo” sound. Look at your manly physique in
When something needs to be repaired in the household, the task often goes to the man. He’s not better at fixing things, but he’s usually very quick to take on chores that he considers to be manly. Like procrastination.
Did you know that you have a large sinkhole in the living room where you can find almost anything? Obviously we’re talking about the couch – the only thing in the universe that can hold more stuff than a woman’s handbag.
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted to buy a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the
My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: “THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR” My wife playfully nudged me in
It’s not easy to feel positive on a monday morning and i’m pretty sure that i’m not the only one that sometime wishes that the weekend could have been a slightly bit longer. But friday is coming this week too so cheer up!