Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: – My friend is dead! What can I do?! The operator says: –
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: – Oh my god, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen! The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to an old man next to her: – The driver just
