An unexpected answer from a fellow passenger
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says:
– Oh my god, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to an old man next to her:
– The driver just insulted me!
The old man says:
– You go up there and tell him off! Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.