A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the guy,
Tag: Monkeys
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: – Oh my god, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen! The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to an old man next to her: – The driver just