A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the guy,
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After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona’s president sits down and says: – Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona. The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser’s president
Finally Friday! For many of us, fridays means some good home cooked food and half a glass of wine. However, some weeks it’s just not enough with half a glass of wine to wash off the work week, but then it’s okay to treat yourself with an extra glass or two. Just
The other night I was invited out for a “Ladies night” and I promised my husband that I’d be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
This funny picture describes my Monday feeling better than words ever could. There is absolutely nothing good with a monday and when i leave work at the end of the day, all i have left is a stale feeling in my mouth.
My generation smokes, drinks, and always expresses their opinion, even it happens to offend what is politically correct. Today’s generation feels more like it’s whining all the time – or is it just me who whines now?