My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said:
“THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR”
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said: “He mated 50 times last year.”
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:
‘THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said: ‘WOW! That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said:
“THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR”
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said: “OMG! That’s once a day! You could REALLY learn something from this one.”
I looked at her and said: “Go over and ask him if it was 365 times with the same old cow.”
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
