Visiting a clinic one day, Johnny looked into the nurses eyes and said, “Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh, right?”
“Of course I won’t laugh. I’m a professional nurse. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” said Johnny, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing.
A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.
“I’m so sorry,” said the nurse. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won’t happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen…”
