They say that money can’t buy happiness, but this isn’t entirely true. If you have money, you can buy bacon, and bacon makes most people happy. Thus, happiness can be bought with money 🙂
Every grandparent in the world seem to have an urge to spoil their grandchildren. In most cases, the grandchildren are their pride and joy and they are often treated as hungry little pieces of gold.
There are some things in life that we can’t do without. Oxygen and food are two examples of such things, and the latest of those examples includes bacon. So: We need bacon to survive (or at least I do).